About…

  • I like to eat and nap.
  • I live near the water where there are fewer humans.
  • I am allergic to cats.
  • I have two cats.
  • I do not breed, for many reasons.
  • My religion is science.
  • I am freakishly tall.
  • I can reach the top shelf where the cookies are hidden.
  • No, you cannot have a cookie.